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washed away [29 Jan 2008|08:24pm]

okay, that is all.
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last words: live and learn, baby [25 Dec 2007|02:34am]
At the end of the day,
all you have is yourself;
you are all you can be.

But seriously, I have some pretty fucking awesome friends.

Happy birthday, Jesus.
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Who would have thunk it [23 Jul 2007|04:26pm]
I miss reporting.
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I just found an ant crawling on my arm ... It tickled me. Then I squished it to death. [30 Apr 2007|09:03pm]
All your music people out there, what free/cheap/easy to download program can I get to record stuff on?

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this is where my mind goes when studying for midterms... [24 Apr 2007|01:59am]
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good lord, im a dork [22 Jan 2007|07:58pm]
1. someone said i have "some pretty eyes" ...granted, i was wearing blue mascara today and he was trying to sell me a newspaper subscription.

2. i was watching facebook stalkers on youtube when this lady, who so happens to be a pulitzer nominee, called me.
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I want someone to talk to [21 Jan 2007|02:20am]
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tila tequilas [08 Jan 2007|12:51am]
I need to stop feeling so shitty about something so silly.
But really, "god" or whoever or whatever, I'm feeling a little forgotten here.
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This Christmas [30 Dec 2006|03:39am]
1. This Christmas. And Year In Review.
2. I refused to listen to Christmas music (exception: boy band holiday music). This meant avoiding KOST 103.5, one of my would-be favorite "home" stations.
3. 2006 saw five places of residence: two down south and three up north, a new record for the nomadic tribe.
4. I wished ill of my already-dead grandmother, and I don't feel bad about it.
5. I made tiramisu and bought myself many presents.
6. Tried to adhere to anger > sadness.
7. Was not able to say, "I'M GOING TO PRAGUE, BITCHES!" like I had planned, which leads me to that new years resolution.
8. Fuck you and watch me go all the way.
9. Say YES more often.
10. Yes, creativity. YES.
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[27 Dec 2006|04:44am]


i cant fall alseep.
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still keeping it simple... [22 Dec 2006|05:19am]
resolution number 2:
stop micromanaging my life plan.
or do less of it.

this oone is sure to fail.
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recent addition to previous post... [22 Dec 2006|01:20am]
I don't like uteruses (uteri?) nor fallopian tubes either. Mine were out to get me today.

sooooo fa la la la la happy holidys yada yada


I've been pondering my new years resolutions, and i think i'm going to keep it simple this 2007.


One and only New Years Resolution:


Kind of like "go big or go home" or "go for it" or "you go, girl!" or "just do it" or all these other forms of selfish encouragement and personal manifest destinies. whoo! let's colonize, baby.
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you don't know me, bitch! [12 Dec 2006|04:39am]
[ mood | think happy thoughts! ]

Kelly is totally winning in life, and would like all of you to know that this winter break she will be taking pictures with the triple alliteration gangsta-grampa-ghetto camera. This means she actually has to go places, and oh boy does she have places to see!

She greatly misses the the whole "creating" thing in life, so she thinks.

She's also desperately missing "something."

So here's to two weeks to figure it all out!

meanwhile, i need to finish revising my short story about a man who tries to commit suicide.

Gearing up for a 2007 revamp of the current self, aka testing the theory that if I look different, I will feel different, aka creating an ode to consumerism/capitalism, aka increasing our fine nation's GDP.

1. Purple highlights or lowlights
2. Some kind of wonderful hair cut
4. Fossil jacket (?)
5. Tinted, glittery moisturizer
7. ESSPRESSO MACHINE & assorted syrup flavors
8. Cute underwear (constituting the heart of said theory)

Watch yourself, Kelly! You certainly are the crazy one...

It's been raining NONSTOP since forever.

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i cant wait! [04 Dec 2006|03:54am]
I <3 LA! I can't wait to be back! I'm going to have an awesomely planned itinerary of all the spots to hit, place's that are ultimately LA! Escapades up the wazoo! Melrose! Malibu sunsets! Santa Monica! Pasadena! And you're all invited!

City of Monterey Park
“I was really obsessed with this neighborhood 10 years ago. I’d go every weekend. It’s mostly Chinese. In the ’90s, there was an influx of 750,000 or more Chinese who left Hong Kong to come here. They built massive shopping malls and movieplexes. The street signs and supermarkets are all in Chinese. When you go to the movies, the concession stands have mung bean Popsicles and dried shrimps instead of M&M’s.” BECK

Granted, his historical accuracy is a bit off and he neglected to mention all the Latinos, but hot damn! They day Monterey Park becomes indie andhip!

And now, I have to travel back to the 80s in the slums of France...not the off the shoulder boat necks and bangles.
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OHMYGAH..robot to lovergirl [03 Dec 2006|05:18am]
You are 71% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on Brutality

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You scored higher than 99% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
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weezer [15 Nov 2006|12:18am]
I think the cats have asthma or something. They breathe so loudly sometimes.

I would like to go shopping for some winter gear. puhlease. All this ass freezing makes me want to sleep all day.
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you can see life in 3-D [25 Oct 2006|03:37pm]
[ mood | schizometric ]

Quick update before clase...

as a symbol of me being back on the horse, i went out to watch Science of Sleep and it's simply amazing (and not just because Gael Garcia Bernal is adorable).

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gum chewing only gets you so far [14 Oct 2006|05:01pm]
1. I miss the world.

2. The world misses the flowers.

3. Fergie is not a fungus.

4. Silly slops of slippery slugs.

5. I miss.

6. I yearn.

7. for good conversations.
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overcoming [08 Oct 2006|06:36pm]
[ mood | wired and shivering ]

1. nerves and caffeine don't mix.

2. alcohol surely is a depressant.

3. and im so omg over Angela Davis (see #1; #2 is just random).

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revolutionary discount [06 Oct 2006|03:47pm]

i think pooping is such a WASTE of time.

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